Kirsten's Rules
Real.
Kirsten’s Rule #10
Kirsten’s vocabulary is 95% catch phrase, and 5% snark
Kirsten’s Rule #9
Kirsten is a Sour Patch Kid.
Kirsten’s Rule #8
Nutella IS a god - like an actual deity, a divine figure. If you think otherwise, you should probably think otherwise about how much you like your face the way it is.
Kirsten’s Rule #7
If Kirsten is hungry, she will not acknowledge your existence unless she’s allowed to have some of your shrimp cocktail.
Kirsten’s Rule #6
If you start talking about spiders to Kirsten, she will hit you. Hard. I did it once and now I don’t remember much about my life before high school…
Kirsten’s Rule #5
Kirsten IS Brent Miller.
Kirsten’s Rule #4
Kirsten will ALWAYS go hiking with you…
Kirsten’s Rule #3
Kirsten will NEVER go hiking with you!
Kirsten’s Rule #2
If she ever passes out from laughing too hard at a simple question (ex. “Do you have a curfew?”), simply resuscitate her by insulting High School Musical to her unconscious face.
Kirsten’s Rule #1
Don’t ever touch her fucking rice.
